Animal Attraction

Animal Attraction

(The animal shelter I work at accepts volunteers for work. I am on shift with a volunteer, an attractive lady who is in her 20s. I am male. She is laying on the floor in the office, playing with a puppy while I do some paperwork nearby. The puppy rests his head on her bottom and falls asleep. An elderly patron who often visits the shelter to play with cats walks in.)

Elderly Patron: ?What a cute pup! Look where his head is!?

(The patron turns to me and grins.)

Elderly Patron: ?Don?t you wish your head was where his is, young man??

(I almost choke.)

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Source: http://notalwaysright.com/animal-attraction/30880

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